Robert Waugh

Occasionally someone asks, “You don’t talk much, do you?”

I stare at them and think, You do not think much, do you? I hate obvious statements of fact.

I need a tee-shirt.

Hello, my name is Robert. I do not talk much. I am tall. I like to read. I listen to a wide variety of music. Yes, it is hot. I did not do much of anything over the weekend. This is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. No, I do not hate you, just your trite questions.